A fly got married to a mosquito.. Next day the fly cried badly... The fly's sister asked: "what happened?" Fly replied: "yesterday night,I switched on the mosquito killer! and your brother-in-law died!!"
A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?" The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bite." The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him. "Ouch..!" He says, "I thought you said your dog does not bite..!" The shopkeeper replies, "That is not my dog..!"
Two Tigers were resting under a tree.. Suddenly a RABBIT passed very fast Tiger could not make out & asked "What was that..?" 2nd Tiger smiled and said : . . . . Fast Food..