Mother was scolding his daughter... Look behave yourself and amend your ways, else I will marry you to a beggar... . . . Right then a voice came from outside: "should I wait or leave!!"
One day a man saw a beggar on the street. He went to him and said "If you stop begging I will pay you Rs 1000 per month". . . In reply the begger said "Come and beg with me and I will pay you Rs5000 per month..
Traveler: "why you are begging, do some work?" Beggar: "sir, my whole day goes into begging, don't have time for any other work!!"
Beggar : Sir, I am not a ordinary beggar! I have written a book "100 Easy Ways to Earn Money..! Traveler : Then why you are begging..? Beggar : Because this is the easiest way out of those 100 ways told in the book..!
A beggar knocked at a Man door and said. Give me some money Man : I have no money. Beggar: You can give me some atta (flour). Man : there is no atta left. Beggar. Then give me an old shirt or pajama. Man : I have no shirt or pajama - old or new. "In that case replied the beggar, 'you come with me and we can go begging together "
A Lady to Beggar : I have seen u somewhere.. but can't remember....!! Beggar : Oh Madam, You forgot, We are friends on Facebook...!!
Beggar : Give me food.. Man : I'll give you vodka and cigarettes.. Beggar : I don't drink.. I don't smoke.. Man : Will take you to the races.. Beggar : I don't gamble.. Man : I will get you a Girlfriend.. Beggar : No..! I love only my wife.. Man : I'll give food, but first you have to come to my House.. Beggar : Why..? Man : I want my Wife to see what state people get into when they don't Drink, Smoke, Gamble and only Love their wifes..
Beggar : Sir.. please give me Rs. 10 For coffee.. Man : Coffee.? It's Rs. 5 only.. Beggar : One for my girlfriend..! Man : Wow..! you too made a girlfriend.? Beggar : No sir, girlfriend made me a beggar..
Only 20% boys have brains. So what do the rest have..? . . . . . They have girl friends..
Beggar: "hey man! give me 1 rupee I have not eaten in 3 days!" Traveler: "you have not eaten in 3 days then 1 rupee will not make any change!" Beggar: "I will check my weight, want to know how much I lost in three days!"