Begger Jokes : 1365

1365 Begger
Beggar : Give me food..
Man : I'll give you vodka and cigarettes..
Beggar : I don't drink.. I don't smoke..
Man : Will take you to the races..
Beggar : I don't gamble..
Man : I will get you a Girlfriend..
Beggar : No..! I love only my wife..
Man : I'll give food, but first you have to come to my House..
Beggar : Why..?
Man : I want my Wife to see what state people get into when they don't Drink, Smoke,
Gamble and only Love their wifes.. gringrintongue