Beggar (to Mr. Willson): "I have been separated from my family, I need 150 rupees to meet them!" Mr. Willson: "where is your family?" Beggar: "they are watching a movie in multiplex!!"
Traveler: "why you are begging, it is a bad thing!" Beggar: "have you ever been into begging?" Traveler: "no!" Beggar: "then, how can you say, it is a bad thing!!:
Beggar: Can you spare a hundred so I can buy a loaf of bread? Passerby: Bread doesn't cost a hundred! Beggar: I know, I'm expecting some company.
whats is similar in work of software and beggar...? A beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer. Both of them ask the same question to each other:" So, which platform are you working on?
A Girl was sitting on a park bench. Funny Beggar: Hi Darling...! She angrily: How dare you call me darling....? Beggar: Then what are you doing on my bed....
Once a King and a Beggar with same face ask the beggar-"Did your mother work in our palace?" Beggar-"No, my father was servant there....."
A Beggar Found Rs 100/- . . He Went To A 5 Star Hotel For Dinner... . . Bill Rs. 3000/- . . He was unable to pay.. Manager Handed Him To Police.. He Gave Rs. 100/- To Policeman & Free... . . Its Called FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT Without MBA..
Height of literacy.. A policeman saw a beggar crying.. Policeman : What's the matter..? Beggar : Matter is anything that has mass and occupies space..