A Cute Nurse came 4 the interview. Doctor: What salary do U expect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Doctor was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With Pleasure its 25,000.
Doctor: "your husband needs enough rest and sound sleep... Have these sleeping pills!" Wife: "when to give him." Doctor: "pills are not for him, its for you!!"
A man received the phone from emergency room of hospital, Doctor : Your wife was in a fatal car accident & I've bad and good news. The bad news is, She has lost both arms, legs and will be on a respirator the rest of her life. Man : Oh my God, what's the good news.? Doctor : I'm kidding, She is Dead.!