Doctor Jokes

A Cute Nurse came 4 the interview.
Doctor: What salary do U expect?
Nurse: Rs.10,000.
Doctor was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With Pleasure its 25,000. gringringrin
Doctor: "your husband needs enough rest and sound sleep...

Have these sleeping pills!"

Wife: "when to give him."

Doctor: "pills are not for him, its for you!!"
A man received the phone
from emergency room of hospital,

Doctor : Your wife was in a fatal car accident & I've bad and good news. The bad news is,
She has lost both arms, legs and
will be on a respirator the rest of her life.

Man : Oh my God, what's the good news.?

Doctor : I'm kidding, She is Dead.! gringringrin