Doctor Patient Jokes

Patient : "Doctor, Doctor my hair keeps falling out, can you give me anything to keep it in..?"
Doctor : "Yes, here is a paper bag.. gringringrin
A person goes to the doctor with his 
3 year son.
Person: - Doctor, my son has swallowed 
a key, so we came to you.
Doctor:- When did he swallowed a key.
Person:- 10 days back.
Doctor:- And you are coming to me now,
after 10 days.
Person:- We had a duplicate key, but
today it is lost. gringringrin
Doctor : Wake up man.....!
Patient : Why, what's the matter?
Doctor : Nothing, I just forgot to give u the prescribed sleeping pills... gringringrin