Doctor Patient Jokes

Lady Patient: Doctor! Please call my husband inside.
Doctor: Trust me, I'm a Gentleman.
Lady: No Doctor, Your Nurse is sitting outside & my husband is not a Gentleman.... gringringrin
Patient : "Doctor, Doctor my hair keeps falling out, can you give me anything to keep it in..?"
Doctor : "Yes, here is a paper bag.. gringringrin
Doctor : Wake up man.....!
Patient : Why, what's the matter?
Doctor : Nothing, I just forgot to give u the prescribed sleeping pills... gringringrin