Drunkard Jokes

A drunkard sits in a auto... 

Drunkard (to auto driver): "drop me at airport!"

Auto driver: "Sir, you are already at airport!"

Drunkard: "Okay, take your 50 rupees and don't drive so fast next time!!" gringringrin
A drunkard fell from the terrace...

People rushed towards the drunkard lying on the ground...

They asked the drunkard: "what happened!"

Drunkard: "I don't know, I just came down!!" gringringrin