A drunkard sits in a auto... Drunkard (to auto driver): "drop me at airport!" Auto driver: "Sir, you are already at airport!" Drunkard: "Okay, take your 50 rupees and don't drive so fast next time!!"
A drunkard fell from the terrace... People rushed towards the drunkard lying on the ground... They asked the drunkard: "what happened!" Drunkard: "I don't know, I just came down!!"