Exam Jokes

On seeing his grandmother reading Bible peter asked his mom Julie...

Peter: "mom, grandmother is preparing for which exam?"

Mother: "Son, she is preparing for the final year!!" 

Exam are like Girl-Friends
Too many Questions
Difficult to understand
More explanation is needed
Result is always fail..! 

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a days, 365 days a year.
It functions right from, the time we are born, 
and stop only when we enter the examination hall..