Father Son Jokes

Son : Why some of your hair are white dad..?

Father : Every time a son make his dad
unhappy,
one of his father's hair turns white....

Son : Now understand why
grandpa's hairs are all white 

Son : Daddy..! My Stomach is Paining...
Father : That's Because your Stomach is Empty..
Son : Oh..! Now I understand why you always have Headache.. 

Son : My math teacher is crazy
Father : Why..?
Son : Yesterday she told us that five is 4+1,
today she is telling us that five is 3 + 2. 

Dad : I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son : No
Dad : The girl is Bill Gates daughter.
Son : Then ok..
Dad goes to Bill Gates
Dad : I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates : No
Dad : My son is the CEO of the World Bank..
Bill Gates : Then OK
Dad goes to the President of the World Bank..
Dad : Apoint my son as the CEO of your bank..
President : No..!
Dad : He is the Son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President : Then ok..!
Dad style BUSINESS.. 

Son : I am not able to go to school today.
Father: what happened?
Son : I am not feeling well
Father : Where you are not feeling well?
Son : In school! 

Once in a bar, one guy said to another....
"I slept with your mom last night."
after that whole bar was waiting another guy's response.

After a while... he laughs and says : Let's go home, Father, you are drunk... 

Father : Let me see your report card.
Son :  I don't have it..
Father : Why not..?
Son : My friend just borrowed it, He wants to scare his parents.. 

Son: Dad, what is an idiot? 

Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange
and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him.
Do you understand me? 

Son: No. 

While filing up a form :
Son : What should i write  against mother tongue..?
Father : Very long..... 

Daddy, a little girl asked her father, "do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'..? "

"No, sweetheart," he answered "Some begin with 'If I am elected'."