Son : My math teacher is crazy Father : Why..? Son : Yesterday she told us that five is 4+1, today she is telling us that five is 3 + 2.
Dad : I want you to marry a girl of my choice. Son : No Dad : The girl is Bill Gates daughter. Son : Then ok.. Dad goes to Bill Gates Dad : I want your daughter to marry my son. Bill Gates : No Dad : My son is the CEO of the World Bank.. Bill Gates : Then OK Dad goes to the President of the World Bank.. Dad : Apoint my son as the CEO of your bank.. President : No..! Dad : He is the Son-in-law of Bill Gates. President : Then ok..! Dad style BUSINESS..
Son : I am not able to go to school today. Father: what happened? Son : I am not feeling well Father : Where you are not feeling well? Son : In school!
While filing up a form : Son : What should i write against mother tongue..? Father : Very long.....
Once in a bar, one guy said to another.... "I slept with your mom last night." after that whole bar was waiting another guy's response. After a while... he laughs and says : Let's go home, Father, you are drunk...
Father : Let me see your report card. Son : I don't have it.. Father : Why not..? Son : My friend just borrowed it, He wants to scare his parents..
Daddy, a little girl asked her father, "do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'..? " "No, sweetheart," he answered "Some begin with 'If I am elected'."
Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me? Son: No.
Father : I have seen, you love your mom more than me. Do you love me or your mom more...? Son : I love both of you equally much... Father : What if I go America and your mum goes to Paris, where will you go? Son : Paris of course, it is much beautiful there. Father : Then what if I go Paris and your mum goes America, where will you go? Son : America! Father : So you're bent on following your mum...? Son : No, it's because I already went to Paris!
Son : Why some of your hair are white dad..? Father : Every time a son make his dad unhappy, one of his father's hair turns white.... Son : Now understand why grandpa's hairs are all white