Father Son Jokes

Son : Daddy..! My Stomach is Paining...
Father : That's Because your Stomach is Empty..
Son : Oh..! Now I understand why you always have Headache.. gringringrin
Father to his Son : whenever i beat you,
you don't get annoyed,
how you control your anger...?
Son : I start cleaning the toilet seat with your toothbrush
Son : Hey, Dad, I got a hundred in school today..!
Father : That's great. What in..?
Son : A 40 in Reading and a 60 in Spelling. gringringrin
Son : Dad, can you write in the dark..?
Father : I think so. What do you want me to write..?
Son : Your name on this report card. gringringrin
Dad : Son, if you keep pulling my hair, you will have to get off my shoulders.
Son : But, Dad, I'm just trying to get my gum back..! gringringrin
Son : Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?

Father : Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals...!

Mother : Why did you say that, Junior...? Why did you ask the question...?

Son : It's because I saw one on daddy's lettuce, but now it's gone... gringringrin
A four year old boy and his father went to the beach.
There was a dead seagull lying on the sand.
The boy asked his father, Dad, what happened to the birdie..?

His dad told him, Son, the bird died and went to heaven..

Then the boy asked, And God threw him back down..? gringringrin
Father : Tell me the average number of girls student studying..?
Son : Yes dad..! all of them are average, no one is fair to watch..!
Father..??? gringringrin
Dad : Son, What do u want for your birthday..?
Son : Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports
car around it. gringringrin
Dad : Give me your Mobile for a Minute..

Son : Wait dad, Let me Switch it on..
Gf Pic delete, Gals Number list delete,
Phone call Received delete,
Delete, Delete, Delete,
Memory Card format..
Son : Here it is... gringringrin