Father Son Jokes

Father to his Son : whenever i beat you,
you don't get annoyed,
how you control your anger...?
Son : I start cleaning the toilet seat with your toothbrush
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Son : Hey, Dad, I got a hundred in school today..!
Father : That's great. What in..?
Son : A 40 in Reading and a 60 in Spelling. gringringrin
Son : Dad, can you write in the dark..?
Father : I think so. What do you want me to write..?
Son : Your name on this report card. gringringrin
Dad : Son, if you keep pulling my hair, you will have to get off my shoulders.
Son : But, Dad, I'm just trying to get my gum back..! gringringrin
Son : Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?

Father : Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals...!

Mother : Why did you say that, Junior...? Why did you ask the question...?

Son : It's because I saw one on daddy's lettuce, but now it's gone... gringringrin
A four year old boy and his father went to the beach.
There was a dead seagull lying on the sand.
The boy asked his father, Dad, what happened to the birdie..?

His dad told him, Son, the bird died and went to heaven..

Then the boy asked, And God threw him back down..? gringringrin
Dad : Son, What do u want for your birthday..?
Son : Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports
car around it. gringringrin
Dad : Give me your Mobile for a Minute..

Son : Wait dad, Let me Switch it on..
Gf Pic delete, Gals Number list delete,
Phone call Received delete,
Delete, Delete, Delete,
Memory Card format..
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Son : Here it is... gringringrin
Daddy, a little girl asked her father, "do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'..? "

"No, sweetheart," he answered "Some begin with 'If I am elected'." gringringrin
Father : Why did you get such a low score in that exam..?
Son : Absence..!
Father : You were absent on the day of the exam..?
Son : No but the boy who sits next to me was..! gringringrin