Dad : You'll never amount to anything because you procrastinate. . . Son : Oh yeah.? Just you wait..!
Father : Why did you get such a low score in that exam..? Son : Absence..! Father : You were absent on the day of the exam..? Son : No but the boy who sits next to me was..!
Dad : How do you like fourth grade..? Son : It isn't much fun.. Dad : That's too bad. It was the best three years of my life..
Son : Dad, do you know the difference between a pack of cookies and a pack of elephants..? Dad : No.. Son : Then it's a good thing Mom does the grocery shopping..!
Father : What will happen if the third war takes place..? . . Son : We will have one more addition chapter in our history book...
A boy was playing with himself in the bathtub when his father walked in and said, "Son, if you don't stop doing that, you'll go blind." The boy replied, "Dad, I'm over here"
Father : How did your exams go..? Son : I got nearly 100 in every subject.. Father : What do you mean, nearly 100..? Son : The questions didn't give me any trouble, just the answers..!
A father was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol. He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water lived, while the one in the whiskey curled up and died.. "All right, son," asked the father, "what does that show you..?" "Well, Dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol, you will not have worms."
Son : My teacher says I have to write more clearly.. Father : That's a good idea, Jordan.. Son : No, it's not. Then she'll know I can't spell..