Boy: Do you want to hear a dirty joke? Girl: Ok Boy: A white horse fell in the mud.
Boy: "download the "Whatsapp"!" Girl: "how?" Boy: "go to Play Store and download from there!" Girl: "there is no Play Store in my village!!"
Boy : Marry me.. ? Girl: Do you have a house.. ? Boy : No.. Girl: Do you have a BMW car.. ? Boy : No.. Girl: How much is your salary.. ? Boy : No salary.. but,.. Girl: No but. You have nothing.. How can i marry you.?? Leave please.!! Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche.. Why I still need to buy BMW.?! How can I get the salary when actually I am the BOSS..
Boy : How many apples can you eat in empty stomach? Girl : I can eat 6 apples. Boy : you can eat only 1 apple in empty stomach because when you eat the 2nd apple that's not in empty stomach. Girl : Wow.. super joke I'll tell my friend. Girl to Other Girl : How many apple can you eat in empty stomach? Other Girl : I can eat 10. Girl : Mad, If you told 6 i'll tell you a joke . . . ...............Really girls are so intelligent..!
GIRL: I Have A Question For You. BOY: Alright, Ask Me. GIRL: What Do You See When You Look In My Eyes? BOY: You Honestly Wanna Know? GIRL: Yeah !!…… BOY: My Future
A boy is in love with a girl and often looks at her... One day he said to girl: "I love you"! Girl replies: "if I say "me too" then how would you feel?" Boy: "darling, I will die of happiness!" Girl looks around and says: "Ok, I won't say! live your life!!"
Girl : Which Laptop do u have..? Boy : I have a HP G-62 with Intel core i3 processor 2.3 Ghz, Windows 7, 64 bit.. 2 Gb RAM & Intel 2 Gb graphics Card.. And Which laptop do u have...? Girl : I have a pink one..
Girl : If you are sleeping send me your dreams! If you are awake send me your memories, if you crying send me your tears, if you reading this message then send me your reply, Boy : I am in toilet, What i send?
2 guys were following two girls.. Both girls took rakhi and tied to their hands.. 1st guy - what we do now.. 2 nd guy - you marry my sister and i will marry your sister.. Guys rocks girls shocks
Girl: Would you like to be the Sun of my life? Boy: Awwww. Yes. Girl: Then stay 149,600,000 km away from me!