Girl : How many times you shave in a day. Boy : 30 to 40 time. Girl : Are you mad..? Boy : I am not.. I am . . . . a barbar
Girl - Nice Mobile. Where Did U Buy? Boy - I Won Dis In A Running Race. Girl - How Many People Participated? Boy - MOBILE OWNER, POLICE And ME.
Boy: "Do you know what really amazes me about you?" Girl: "No.What?" Boy: "Oops. Sorry. I was thinking about someone else!"
Boy: What do you think, how do I play Guitar..? Girl: I wish you were on T.V. Boy: I am so happy to hear that, Am I that Good..? Girl: Ummm.. Not really, if you were on T.V. I can at least switch it off
WAY 2 IMPRESS A GIRL: Respect her, Honor her, Love her, Protect her, Care For her, Obey her, Sacrifice for her?. HOW TO IMPRESS A BOY? Just smile once (Game Over)
When a boy loves truly he behaves like a child!! . . BUT!!!! . . . When a girl loves truly she behaves like a mother!
Boy Brought Present for His Girl Friend Girl :(After Opening)What the Hell is it..... Would I Do With this Diwali Rocket? Boy : U Wanted Stars, Now Sit On It and Get Lost...!!
Boy and girl in restaurant Boy: I love you Girl: I don't love you Boy: Think again..? Girl: No no and no Boy: waiter, bring separate bills. Girl: ok ok.... I love you too.
Epic conversation on facebook chat: Boy: Call me darling.. GirL: Darling... Boy: Call me honey.. Girl: Honey. Boy: For God's sake, 'CALL ME' you idiot...! Girl: Oh ok ok...!!
Girl : My Heart Is Like A Mobile And You Are The Sim Card Boy: I am Very Happy... Girl: Don't be Too Happy... If I Get A New Offer I Will Change The Sim Card...!