Girl Boy Jokes

When a Guy does Something Wrong...
Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp..
Boy : It was an Accident… I didn't mean to..
Girl : I can't believe you did this
Boy : I'm Sorry..

When a Girl does Something Wrong...
Boy : You Lost My Dog..
Girl : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to
Boy : I can't believe you did this
Girl : I already feel bad about it Stop making me feel Worse
Boy : I'm Sorry... gringringrin
Boy : I'm searching for the most beautiful girl...

Girl : Look I came for you...

Boy : That's nice..! Now, help me to find her... gringringrin
Boy: Do you want to hear a dirty joke? 
Girl: Ok 
Boy: A white horse fell in the mud.  gringringrin
Boy : babe, i want to show you something..
Girl : what is it, darling..?
Boy : but, may i show this is in your room.?
Girl : okay..
Boy : may i close the door..?
Girl : mmh.. okay..
Boy : may i close the windows..?
Girl : very well..(grasping)
Boy : may i turn off light..?
Girl : yesss (even grasping)
Boy : Grab my hand..
Girl (grab his hand) : what is it, honey..?
Boy : look at this. My watch can glow in the dark...!! gringringrin
STRANGE REALITY OF FACEBOOK:
Girl Status : I am feeling sad.. 952 comments
Boy Status : I am going to commit suicide .. 2 likes. gringringrin
Girl : Listen, are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boy : Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday!
Girl : What..? then return my all love letters..
Boy : Find out yourself from this bundle... gringringrin
A Boy Was Driving A Car,
A Girl Was Trying To
Overtake Him.
Boy: Hey Buffalo!
Girl Shouts Back: You Pig, Donkey, Stupid!
Then Accidents happened with her And
she Hits The Buffalo Crossing The Road.
Moral: Girls Never Understand What Boys Say. gringringrin
Girls have two major problems with their wardrobe :
1. Nothing to wear &
2. No place to keep her clothes.
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Boys have two major problems with their laptop :
1. Nothing to watch &
2. No space for anything new..!! gringringrin
Boy : I want to be a millionaire. Just like my dad...!
Girl : Wow, your dad's a millionaire...?
Boy : No but he always wanted to be...
 gringringrin
After engagement..!
Girl : Now stop looking at girls,
you are committed now..!
Boy : Ohoooo....! what do you mean,
if i'm on diet, that doesn't mean that i can't look at MENU.. gringringrin