Girlfriend Boyfriend Jokes

Girl-Friend : I hate u get lost, I Don't wanna talk to you, This relationship is over.

Boy-Friend : what happened??
I didn't look up with any girl, I love only you..!

Girl-Friend : Shut up, i don't wanna be with you, you didn't 'Like' my status on Facebook..! gringringrin
Boy to a careless girl : I Love you..!
Girl : Ha Ha.. 
Boy : I will die for you !!
Girl : Ha Ha Ha
Boy : I will buy a diamond ring for you.. 
Girl : Awww.. really..!! Promise...????
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Boy: HaHaHahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... gringringrin
Girlfriend : "where is my birthday present?"

Boyfriend : "can you see a red color car on the roadside?"

Girl friend with excitement : "Wow!"
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Boyfriend : "I have bought a same color nail polish for you!!" gringringrin
Searched on google how to slaughter a billy goat...
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Google replied with around 100 pics of  
"a girlfriend having dinner with his boy friend in a five star hotel"!!" gringringrin
Boyfriend: "the way I love you no one has ever loved you before!" 

Girlfriend: "but, I don't feel any difference!!" gringringrin
Once a girl askd her boyfriend : 

Why we have units to measure weight, height & distance but not love, friendship & trust..?
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Boy thought for a while....
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Took her in his arms,
looked deep in her eyes & said Look Girl, don't eat my brain..! I have already failed in Physics.. gringringrin
Girlfriend : If we got married, you stop smoking.
Boyfriend : Ok..!
Girlfriend : Drinking too.
Boyfriend : Ok...!
Girlfriend : And going to the night club too.
Boyfriend :- Yes..
Girlfriend :- What else can u leave..??
Boyfriend :- The idea of marrying You gringringrin
Girlfriend had a severe headache...

Boy friend kissed her head and said...

"darling you will be ok now!"

A old man overheard them and asked the boyfriend...

"dear son, do you also treat piles?" gringringrin
Boyfriend : Will you do live on my salary.

Girlfriend : Yes I can but what about you. gringringrin
Dentist daughter to her boyfriend : Today you got a lucky chance to discuss about our marriage.

Boyfriend : Just today I was not enough courage and had a tooth removed from silence. gringringrin