Girlfriend had a severe headache... Boy friend kissed her head and said... "darling you will be ok now!" A old man overheard them and asked the boyfriend... "dear son, do you also treat piles?"
Searched on google how to slaughter a billy goat... . . . . . . . Google replied with around 100 pics of "a girlfriend having dinner with his boy friend in a five star hotel"!!"
Boy to a careless girl : I Love you..! Girl : Ha Ha.. Boy : I will die for you !! Girl : Ha Ha Ha Boy : I will buy a diamond ring for you.. Girl : Awww.. really..!! Promise...???? . . . . . . . . Boy: HaHaHahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...
Girlfriend : "where is my birthday present?" Boyfriend : "can you see a red color car on the roadside?" Girl friend with excitement : "Wow!" .. .. .. .. .. Boyfriend : "I have bought a same color nail polish for you!!"
Girl-Friend : I hate u get lost, I Don't wanna talk to you, This relationship is over. Boy-Friend : what happened?? I didn't look up with any girl, I love only you..! Girl-Friend : Shut up, i don't wanna be with you, you didn't 'Like' my status on Facebook..!
Boyfriend: "the way I love you no one has ever loved you before!" Girlfriend: "but, I don't feel any difference!!"
Girlfriend : If we got married, you stop smoking. Boyfriend : Ok..! Girlfriend : Drinking too. Boyfriend : Ok...! Girlfriend : And going to the night club too. Boyfriend :- Yes.. Girlfriend :- What else can u leave..?? Boyfriend :- The idea of marrying You
Boyfriend : Will you do live on my salary. Girlfriend : Yes I can but what about you.
Once a girl askd her boyfriend : Why we have units to measure weight, height & distance but not love, friendship & trust..? . . . Boy thought for a while.... . . . . . Took her in his arms, looked deep in her eyes & said Look Girl, don't eat my brain..! I have already failed in Physics..
After last Argument.. Boy Told Her Girlfriend.. . . . . . Hope Your Next Boyfriend Appreciates The Improvement I've Made In You...