Girlfriend Boyfriend Jokes

Dhansu BreakUp..

A boy throw  6 cricket balls on his gf...

Girl What the hell was that.?


Boy : It's Over..!! gringringrin
After last Argument..
Boy Told Her Girlfriend..
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Hope Your Next Boyfriend Appreciates The Improvement I've Made In You... gringringrin
When Ex-Girlfriend Asking if you can still be friends after a Break-UP...

It is like..

A kidnapper telling you to keep in touch..!! gringringrin
Boy sent the one expensive bird that could speak 40 languages 
as birthday gift to his GirlFriend.. Next day he asked about the gift..

BoyFriend : how's the bird..?
GirlFriend : Very Tasty... gringringrin
Girlfriend: Baby, my heart is beating for you.
Boyfriend: This is nothing, Mady. Once my father was beating me for you! gringringrin
boy-friend : what you think about our love..?
girl-friend  : try to count the stars in the sky...
boy-friend : awww... it's infinite..?
girl-friend  : no darling...! It's a waste of time..! gringringrin
Break-up On SMS Conversation..


Girl : hi baby..!
Boy : hi my lovely...
..(sending failed)
Girl : Are you there..??
Boy : yes..! yes..! yes i am here..!
...(sending failed)
Girl : Are you ignoring me or what..???
Boy : Honey i'm not.. i'm here..
...(sending failed)
Girl : Ok..! it's over, don't you ever talk to me again..
Boy : DAMN..! go to hell..!
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(message sent) gringringrin
Girl-Friend : When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy-Friend : It's very kind of you, darling, but i don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl-Friend : Well that's because we aren't married yet gringringrin
Girlfriend : When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden..
Boyfriend : It's very kind of you, darling..! but I don't have any worries or troubles..
Girlfriend : Well that's because we aren't married yet.. gringringrin
Girlfriend : Are you sure that you love me only..?
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Boyfriend : Yes dear, i have checked my whole list.. gringringrin