Girlfriend Boyfriend Jokes

When Ex-Girlfriend Asking if you can still be friends after a Break-UP...

It is like..

A kidnapper telling you to keep in touch..!! gringringrin
Girlfriend: Baby, my heart is beating for you.
Boyfriend: This is nothing, Mady. Once my father was beating me for you! gringringrin
Dentist daughter to her boyfriend : Today you got a lucky chance to discuss about our marriage.

Boyfriend : Just today I was not enough courage and had a tooth removed from silence. gringringrin
Dhansu BreakUp..

A boy throw  6 cricket balls on his gf...

Girl What the hell was that.?


Boy : It's Over..!! gringringrin
boy-friend : what you think about our love..?
girl-friend  : try to count the stars in the sky...
boy-friend : awww... it's infinite..?
girl-friend  : no darling...! It's a waste of time..! gringringrin
Break-up On SMS Conversation..


Girl : hi baby..!
Boy : hi my lovely...
..(sending failed)
Girl : Are you there..??
Boy : yes..! yes..! yes i am here..!
...(sending failed)
Girl : Are you ignoring me or what..???
Boy : Honey i'm not.. i'm here..
...(sending failed)
Girl : Ok..! it's over, don't you ever talk to me again..
Boy : DAMN..! go to hell..!
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(message sent) gringringrin
Girl-Friend : When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy-Friend : It's very kind of you, darling, but i don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl-Friend : Well that's because we aren't married yet gringringrin
Girlfriend : When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden..
Boyfriend : It's very kind of you, darling..! but I don't have any worries or troubles..
Girlfriend : Well that's because we aren't married yet.. gringringrin
Girlfriend : Are you sure that you love me only..?
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Boyfriend : Yes dear, i have checked my whole list.. gringringrin
Girlfriend said to boyfriend : One kiss and I'll be your forever..
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Boyfriend : Thanks for the warning..!! gringringrin