Honeymoon Jokes

A newly married girl talking to a travel agent...

Girl: "Is there any affordable honeymoon package?"

Agent: "Yes, 3 days and 3 nights in Bangkok for just 50,000 rupees!" 
Girl: "no, tell something more affordable than this!"

Agent: "3 days and 4 nights in Kashmir for just 35,000!"
Girl: "tell something bit more affordable!"

Agent: "OK, 10 days and 11  nights free stay in London, inclusive of free meal and car!"

Girl: "wow, free, no need to pay?"

the girl faints when agent replies back...

Agent says: "yes, the package is free, no need to pay!!" 

But "Husband will be offered by us!!" gringringrin