Wife: I hate the beggar who came yesterday Husband: why...?? Wife: i gave him food yesterday and today he gifted me a book titled "how to cook"..!
Wife : How would you describe me? Husband : ABCDEFGHIJK. Wife : What does that mean Husband : Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.. Wife : Aw, thank you, but what about IJK? Husband : I'm just kidding..!
Wife: Yesterday night i saw a dream, that u were sending me Jewelry and clothes..! Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill...!!
Wife: "I married you without seeing you before, can you believe it!" Husband: "and,I married even after seeing you, see my courage!!"
Wife is in ICU due to coma... Husband was crying badly: "oh,God,only you can help now! she is just 40 years old!" Suddenly there was a movement in the lips of wife and a voice came: "36 years old!!"
Wife : I am not talking to you. Husband : Okay. Wife : Don't you want to know the reason. Husband : No, I respect & trust your decision..!
Husband & wife are liver and kidney.. Husband is liver & wife is kidney.. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney..
Husband and wife were having dinner at a fancy restaurant.. As the food was served, Husband said : "The food looks delicious, let's eat." Wife : Honey..... You say prayer before eating at home. Husband : That's at home sweetheart... Here the chef, knows how to cook
Wife is busy packing her clothes... Man: Where are u going? Wife: I'm moving to my mother's home.. Husband also starts packing... Wife: And where are you going..? Husband: I'm also moving to my mother's home.. Wife: And what about the kids..? Husband : Well if you moving to your mother's home and I'm moving to my mother's home then I guess they must also move with their mother..
A wife was shaking his husband's body... Mother-in-law asked: "why are you doing this?" Wife: "I am giving cough-syrup to my husband and it is written on the medicine "shake well before use!!"