Husband Wife Jokes

Wife: I hate the beggar
who came yesterday
Husband: why...??
Wife: i gave him food yesterday and today he gifted me a 
book titled "how to cook"..! gringringrin
Wife : How would you describe me?
Wife : What does that mean
Husband : Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot..
Wife : Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?
Husband : I'm just kidding..! gringringrin
Wife: Yesterday night i saw a dream, that u were sending me Jewelry and clothes..!

Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill...!! gringringrin
Wife: "I married you without seeing you before, can you believe it!"

Husband: "and,I married even after seeing you, see my courage!!" gringringrin
Wife is in ICU due to coma...

Husband was crying badly: "oh,God,only you can help now! she is just 40 years old!"

Suddenly there was a movement in the lips of wife and a voice came: "36 years old!!"  gringringrin
Wife : I am not talking to you.
Husband : Okay.
Wife : Don't you want to know the reason.
Husband : No, I respect & trust your decision..! gringringrin
Husband & wife are liver and kidney..
Husband is liver & wife is kidney..
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.. gringringrin
Husband and wife were having dinner at a fancy restaurant..
As the food was served,
Husband said : "The food looks delicious, let's eat."
Wife : Honey..... You say prayer before eating at home.
Husband : That's at home sweetheart... Here the chef, knows how to cook gringringrin
 Wife is busy packing her clothes...
Man: Where are u going?

Wife: I'm moving to my mother's home..

Husband also starts packing...
Wife: And where are you going..?

Husband: I'm also moving to my mother's home.. 
Wife: And what about the kids..?

Husband : Well if you moving to your mother's home
and I'm moving to my mother's home then I guess they must also move with their mother.. gringringrin
A wife was shaking his husband's body...

Mother-in-law asked: "why are you doing this?"

Wife: "I am giving cough-syrup to my husband and
it is written on the medicine "shake well before use!!"