Husband and wife were silent for a half-day after an intense argument... Wife came to husband and said: "we don't look good fighting each other,we should compromise!" Husband: "ok,lets compromise!tell me what to do!" Wife: "you say "sorry" and I will forgive you!!"
Husband came down from his third-floor flat and rushing towards office... Suddenly,he noticed that he forgot to carry his phone and handkerchief... He called his wife from the road... Husband: "Dear,I forgot my phone and handkerchief on the table,throw them down!" Wife: "which one to throw first?" Husband: "let the phone come first." Wife threw the mobile out of the window but the husband couldn't catch it and the phone broke down into pieces... Husband shouted: "wait, now,don't throw the handkerchief,I am coming up!!"
Husband offers a glass of whiskey to his wife... Husband: "drink it!" Wife takes a sip and says,"its too much bitter!" Husband: "I drink this bitter poison every night and you think my every night is full of pleasure!!"
Wife (to her husband): Yesterday, you was abusing me in your sleep..! Husband (to his wife): its just your misunderstanding...! Wife: what..? misunderstanding..! Husband: that, you thought I was sleeping..!!
Husband: "look,I bought a life insurance policy of 20 lakh rupees!" Wife: "then what! It has no value until we get the money!!"
Wife: "whatever task I undertake I completely immerse myself into that!" Husband: "then,why don't you start digging a well!!"
Husband : If i dead. Can you marry again.?? Wife : No. I live with my Sister. Wife : If i dead..? Husband : I can also live with your sister.
Man to a Lady in a Crowded Mall : I have lost my wife, Will you Please talk to Me for a second Lady : why..? Man : because whenever I talk to ladies She appears from now here like a ghost
Consequences of American life style : The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick..! Your kids and my kids are beating our kids.
Man to Her Fat Wife : Do you Wanna Lose 10 Pounds Of Ugly Fat In Just 2 Mins...? Wife : Yes, Why Not... Tell Me What's d Procedure..? Husband : Cut Off Ur Head...