A husband & Wife were arguing over some issue. After much of discussion, Wife finally said : "Tell me Dear, Do you want to win OR Do you want to be Happy..? Argument Ended
Wife : "Why do we all Marry..?" Husband : "Because, Love & Romance are not the only Element of life, we should also know Horror, Terror, Suspense, Stupidity & Tragedy of life"
Husband : Wow... Your sister looks so perfect with incredible body and flower like skin. What does she use..? Wife : Adobe Photoshop..!
A wife after waking up from her sleep on Valentine's day, "I just had a dream that you bought me a diamond necklace".. Husband: Go back to sleep and wear it.
One day Joe's mother turned to Joe's father and said, It's such a nice day, I think I'll take Joe to the zoo. I wouldn't bother, said father, If they want him, let them come and get him..!
Husband : Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife : Why three..? Husband : 1 for you and 2 for your parents.
When Husband breaks a glass. Wife : "Break everything. Break all these bottles... break the kitchen... break the house... just break everything..!" And when wife breaks a glass. Wife : "Who kept this glass here..?"...
Husband asks : Do you know the meaning of wife..? It means "Without Information, Fighting Everytime.!" Wife replied : No darling, it means "With Idiot For Ever".
If Wife wants to get husband's attention just look sad & uncomfortable... If Husband wants to get wife's attention just look comfortable & happy...
A newly married man asked his wife, Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune..? Honey..!! the woman replied sweetly, I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE