Interviewer to Millionaire : "To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire.?" Millionaire : "I want to owe everything for my wife." Interviewer : "Wow, she must be some woman." Interviewer : "What were you before you married her.?" Millionaire : "A Billionaire"
A correspondent asked a famous story writer: "how you spend your day?" Story writer: "I get up at 6 o'clock in the morning and go for a walk after taking bath, when I return, I read newspaper after having breakfast, and for a while I go for a walk with my kids, and go to bed after that." Correspondent: "there are number of stories written by you. when you write the stories?" Story writer replies patiently: "that I write the next day!"
Bank Manager : What is your qualification..? Man : I'm a Ph.d . Bank Manager : What do you mean by Ph.d ..? Man : Passed High School with Difficulty..
A cute nurse came for the interview. Doctor : What salary do you expect? Nurse : 10,000 Doctor was overjoyed and said : My pleasure.. Nurse : With pleasure it's 25,000..