A boy was searching in google... "how to impress a girl if weak in english?" Google replies... "behave yourself Jaat! focus on farming! else you will left with no farms if keep thinking about girls!!"
At railway station Jaat asks for a news paper from a newspaper seller.. Newspaper seller: "which one you want hindi or english?" Jaat: "does not matter, give anyone, I just have to wrap the breads!!"