Kejriwal Jokes

Kejriwal's wife serving meal to Kejriwal...

Wife: "have the lunch!"

Kejriwal: "what is this?"

Wife: "rice and dal"

Kejriwal: "I won't eat,rice is in cahoots with dal!
and if you forced me,I will protest against rice!!"

 

Santa created a password for net-banking...
"ram-sita-laxman-hanuman-ravan-delhi-kejriwal"
Banta: "Sir, why so lengthy password?"
Santa: "because, the bank says, there should be 5 characters and 1 capital in the password."
Banta: "ok, but, why kejriwal!"
Santa: "Oye" one special character is also needed to create the password."