A kid wrote about class rooms.. Class Rooms like a train 1st Two Benches are Reserved For V.I.P.. Nxt Two Benches are General coach Then Last Two Benches are Very Demanded. Because Its "SLEEPER COACH"
Naughty Kid : "Hello.! Do you have a refrigerator.?" Man : Yes, I have. Who are you..? Kid : "Is it running..?" Man : "Yes." Kid : "Get hold of it.... Otherwise it might run away.." The man slams down the phone.. ! ! ! After a few minutes the phone bell rings again.. Naughty kid : "Hello..! Do you have a refrigerator.?" Man(Angrily) : "No, I don't have." Kid : "Didn't I tell you to hold it..?"
A lady asks her friend... Lady : Wherever we keep the money, our son steals it. I don't know what to do about it, where do I keep the money..? Friend : Keep it in his Books. He never touches them...
A Sweet demand by a kid. A kid was beaten by his mom. Dad came and asked :- what happen son.? Kid said :- I can't adjust with your wife anymore, I want my own.
Mom to her 7 year old kid lets practice maths ok.? let's start with addition. Example : Your GF gave you 2 candy and 2 ice cream What's your answer.? . . . . Boy : Love you Jaanu..!