Lady reporter: Mr.Lalu, divorce cases are rising in our country, what do you think!what is the reason behind it?" Lalu: "marriage!"
Laloo to policeman: Why is it written everywhere "Drive Slow" ? Funny Policeman: Because there is no hospital nearby.
Mayawati visits his friends Lalu with a goat... Lalu: "why you have come with a buffalo..?" Mayawati: "can't you see..? its a goat!" Lalu: "I asked the goat, not you!!"
what is the difference between watch and wife? Lalu: "an impaired watch stops!! and an impaired wife starts!!"
Rabri Devi: "yesterday night,you was drunk and fell into a pothole!" Lalu: "what to tell! it is all due to bad company! we were 4 friends with 1 bottle and the three idiots don't drink!!"
Lalu yadav was taking bath, Rabri : "what is this, dear, why are you applying shampoo to your shoulders along with hair? have you gone mad!" Lalu : "You have gone mad, your dad has gone mad and your whole family is mad! can't you see? It is written on the shampoo bottle "Head & Shoulder!"