Roma (to her friend Julie): "I can't marry Tom!" Julie: "why?have you seen him with another girl?" Roma: "no,he has seen me with another boy!!"
On the first day of marriage, the husband is treated like God... But after that, the letters are reversed...
Marriage is like a public toilet.. Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out..
In a marriage ceremony in a church,the father asked the groom to put his hands over the bride's hands... A kid was watching the scene and he asked his father: "Dad,why the bride and groom are shaking hands?" Father replied: "Son,the wrestlers must shake hands before entering the ring!!"
Why love marriage is better than arrange Because " A known Devil is better than an Unknown Ghost"
Have you ever thought... Why a gap is maintained between engagement and marriage? So that on one can't say that: "I have not given the chance to avoid the accident!!"
Marriage is like a current carrying wire...!!! If it is connected properly, it lighten up the whole life...!!! And If there is any wrong connection, it gives shocks throughout the life...!!!
Why do Bride & Groom exchange garland during wedding? . . . . . . . . To tell each other affectionately... Sweetheart! U Are Dead!
Two men are talking. The first says, "I got married because I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry and wearing shabby clothes." "Amazing....!!" said the second, "I just got divorced for the very same reasons..."
A mother of 2 kids was getting married for the third time... During ring ceremony,one of her kids started crying... The groom fainted on hearing the words she said to calm down his crying kid... Mother said: "don't cry,else,I will not bring you with me next time!!"