Marriage Jokes

Roma (to her friend Julie): "I can't marry Tom!"

Julie: "why?have you seen him with another girl?"

Roma: "no,he has seen me with another boy!!" gringringrin
Marriage is like a public toilet..
Those waiting outside are desperate
to get in &
Those inside are desperate to
come out.. gringringrin
On the first day of marriage, the husband is treated like God...

But after that, the letters are reversed... gringringrin
In a marriage ceremony in a church,the father asked the groom to put his hands over the bride's hands...

A kid was watching the scene and he asked his father: "Dad,why the bride and groom are shaking hands?"

Father replied: "Son,the wrestlers must shake hands before entering the ring!!" gringringrin
Why love marriage is better than arrange Because " A known Devil is better than an Unknown Ghost" gringringrin
Have you ever thought...

Why a gap is maintained between engagement and marriage?

So that on one can't say that: "I have not given the chance to avoid the accident!!"

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Marriage is like a current carrying wire...!!!

If it is connected properly, it lighten up the whole life...!!!

And

If there is any wrong connection, it gives shocks throughout the life...!!!

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Two men are talking. The first says, "I got married because I was tired of eating out,
cleaning the house, doing the laundry and wearing shabby clothes."

"Amazing....!!" said the second, "I just got divorced for the very same reasons..." gringringrin
A mother of 2  kids was getting married for the third time...

During ring ceremony,one of her kids started crying...

The groom fainted on hearing the words she said to calm down his crying kid...

Mother said: "don't cry,else,I will not bring you with me next time!!" gringringrin
Q. Why there are less divorce cases in arranged marriages?
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A. Who can't marry a boy or girl of their choice can't have the guts to take divorce!!"



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