He asked: "have you got married??.... I replied: "no need,I am already troubled!!...
Why do Bride & Groom exchange garland during wedding? . . . . . . . . To tell each other affectionately... Sweetheart! U Are Dead!
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, You wish you had ordered that.
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.. . . Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience..