Men Women Jokes

Man: I could go to the end of the world for you. 
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
Man: I offer you myself. 
Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.

Man: I want to share everything with you. 
Woman: Let's start from your bank account.  gringringrin
An English professor wrote the words :
"A woman without her man is nothing"

On the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.
All of the males in the class wrote :
"A woman, without her man, is nothing"

All the females in the class wrote:
"A woman, without her, man is nothing" gringringrin
A Man's criteria for life partner :
They expect their woman to Look like 'Miss Universe' and Work like 'Shanta Bai..'

And a Woman's criteria for life partner :
They expect their man to earn like 'Ambani' & behave like 'Manmohan Singh..' gringringrin
Why the women are so envious of men?

In summers,they switch off the fan while dusting the floor...!!!

And in winters,they switch on the fan while mopping the floor...!!!

Man are very kind And Women are very Mean..!
Most Women don't like to help Unknown Man..
All Man are always Ready to help Unknown Women... gringringrin