Mother talking to her son... Mother: "Have you cleaned the fridge?" Son: "Yes, it is done, the ice cream in the fridge was very delicious!"
Boy whispers to his mom during a wedding.. Boy : "Mommy..?" Mom : "What..?" Boy : "Why is the girl dressed in white..?" Mom : "Because this is the happiest day of her life...!" Boy : "That's why is the boy dressed in black"
Son : mom, yesterday when i was on bus with dad, dad told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mom : Good, you have done right thing. Son : but mom I was sitting on dad's lap.
Mother: "dear son, what are you doing?" Son: "I am reading!" Mother: "very good, what are you reading?" Son: "story of the movie of spider man!"
Papu was crying while returning from the school... His mother asked: "what happened, why are you crying?" Papu said; "the teacher has beaten me badly!" Mother: "you must have done something mischievous!" Papu replied while crying: "I didn't do anything mischievous, I was just sleeping quietly in the class!"
A kid is talking to his mother... Kid: "mother, give me 10 rupees, I want to help the poor." Mother came outside and didn't find anyone... Mother: "Where is the poor!" Kid: "look over there, the poor fellow is selling ice cream in the scorching sun!"