Man : Officer..! There’s A Bomb In My Garden..! Officer : Don’t Worry. If No One Claims It Within Three Days, You Can Keep It.
Officer is talking to his wife... Officer: "once upon a time, I was passing through a jungle and met two dacoits, they robbed me of my watch, money and iphone." Wife: "but, you also had a gun!" Officer: "Yes, I also had a gun but luckily the decoits didn't notice it."