Officer Jokes

Man :
Officer..! There’s A Bomb In My Garden..!

Officer :
Don’t Worry. If No One Claims It
Within Three Days, You Can Keep It. gringringrin
Officer is talking to his wife...

Officer: "once upon a time, I  was passing through a jungle  and met two dacoits, they robbed me 
of my watch, money and iphone."

Wife: "but, you also had a gun!"
Officer: "Yes, I also had a gun but luckily the decoits didn't notice it."