Officer Jokes : 265

265 Officer
Officer is talking to his wife...

Officer: "once upon a time, I  was passing through a jungle  and met two dacoits, they robbed me 
of my watch, money and iphone."

Wife: "but, you also had a gun!"
Officer: "Yes, I also had a gun but luckily the decoits didn't notice it."
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