Peter : could I see the engineering college girls if I climb on a coconut tree...? Simon: Yes, and after reaching the top, release your hands then you could see the medical college girls, too..!!
Peter has three swimming pools at his home... Simon asked: "what is the need of three swimming pools?" Peter: "one has cold water for summers, the second has hot water for the winters!" Simon: "why the third one is empty?" Peter: "sometimes, I don't like to swim!!"
An frenchman and Peter inside the toilet. Frenchman - Good evening, Comment çava..? (mean - how do you do) Peter - Good evening,nous ouvrons le fichier zip et faisons! (mean - we open the zip and do)
Peter was browsing through the old family photo album... Peter: "mom, who is this smart guy with you!" Mom: "he is your dad!" Peter: "then, why you are living with this bald man!!"
Peter bought a guava and finds a worm in guava while eating it... Peter (to fruit-seller): "there is a worm in it!" Fruit-seller: "It is just matter of luck, may be next time you get a motorcycle!!"
Peter's wife expires!" Simon consoles Peter and asks : "tell me if you need anything?" Peter : "quickly, give me a laptop!" Simon : "for what?" Peter : "need to change my relationship status to "single..!"
Peter takes his wife to doctor... Doctor: "what happened? why she is bleeding?" Peter: "she often fights with me!... I asked her "why you keep fighting with me?" She said: "fighting increases love!" Doctor: "then?" Peter: " then what! I punched her twice!!"
Peter to a fruit juice seller... quickly give me a glass of juice, fight is going to start... . . After drinking juice... Give me one more glass, fight is going to start... . . After drinking that glass... Give me one more, fight is just going to start... . . Fruit juice seller: "when the fight will start...???" . . Peter: "when you ask to pay for the juice!!"
Peter - why are all these people running? Simon - This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Peter -if only winner will get cup, why are others running?
Ques : Why was Peter writing the exam near the door? Ans : Because it was an entrance exam.