Peter Simon Jokes

Peter : could I see the engineering college girls if I climb on a coconut tree...?

Simon: Yes, and after reaching the top, release your hands then you could see 
the medical college girls, too..!! gringringrin
Peter has three swimming pools at his home...

Simon asked: "what is the need of three swimming pools?"

Peter: "one has cold water for summers, the second has hot water for the winters!"

Simon: "why the third one is empty?"

Peter: "sometimes, I don't like to swim!!"

Peter takes his wife to doctor...

Doctor: "what happened? why she is bleeding?"

Peter: "she often fights with me!...

I asked her "why you keep fighting with me?"

She said: "fighting increases love!"

Doctor: "then?"

Peter: " then what! I punched her twice!!" gringringrin
Peter to a fruit juice seller...
quickly give me a glass of juice, fight is going to start...
After drinking juice...
Give me one more glass, fight is going to start...
After drinking that glass...
Give me one more, fight is just going to start...
Fruit juice seller: "when the fight will start...???"
Peter: "when you ask to pay for the juice!!" gringringrin
Peter is buying a Television. Do you have color Television.
The Shopkeeper says "Yes".
Peter Says : Give me a green one please. gringringrin
 Peter's wife expires!"

Simon consoles Peter and asks : "tell me if you need anything?"

Peter : "quickly, give me a laptop!"

Simon : "for what?"

Peter : "need to change my relationship status to "single..!" gringringrin
Peter was talking very quietly on the phone...

Wife: "to whom you are talking so quietly?"

Peter: "it is sister!"

Wife: "then why talking quietly?"

Peter: "its your sister,not mine!!" gringringrin
Peter - why are all these people running?
Simon - This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Peter -if only winner will get cup, why are others running? gringringrin
An frenchman and Peter inside the toilet. Frenchman - Good evening, Comment ├žava..?
(mean - how do you do)
Peter - Good evening,nous ouvrons le fichier zip et faisons! (mean - we open the zip and do) gringringrin
Ques : Why was Peter writing the exam near the door?
Ans : Because it was an entrance exam. gringringrin