Peter Simon Jokes

Peter : could I see the engineering college girls if I climb on a coconut tree...?

Simon: Yes, and after reaching the top, release your hands then you could see 
the medical college girls, too..!! 

Peter has three swimming pools at his home...

Simon asked: "what is the need of three swimming pools?"

Peter: "one has cold water for summers, the second has hot water for the winters!"

Simon: "why the third one is empty?"

Peter: "sometimes, I don't like to swim!!"

 

An frenchman and Peter inside the toilet. Frenchman - Good evening, Comment çava..?
(mean - how do you do)
Peter - Good evening,nous ouvrons le fichier zip et faisons! (mean - we open the zip and do) 

Peter was browsing through the old family photo album...

Peter: "mom, who is this smart guy with you!"

Mom: "he is your dad!"

Peter: "then, why you are living with this bald man!!" 

Peter bought a guava and finds a worm in guava while eating it...

Peter (to fruit-seller): "there is a worm in it!"

Fruit-seller: "It is just matter of luck, may be next time you get a motorcycle!!"



 

 Peter's wife expires!"

Simon consoles Peter and asks : "tell me if you need anything?"

Peter : "quickly, give me a laptop!"

Simon : "for what?"

Peter : "need to change my relationship status to "single..!" 

Peter takes his wife to doctor...

Doctor: "what happened? why she is bleeding?"

Peter: "she often fights with me!...

I asked her "why you keep fighting with me?"

She said: "fighting increases love!"

Doctor: "then?"

Peter: " then what! I punched her twice!!" 

Peter to a fruit juice seller...
quickly give me a glass of juice, fight is going to start...
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After drinking juice...
Give me one more glass, fight is going to start...
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After drinking that glass...
Give me one more, fight is just going to start...
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Fruit juice seller: "when the fight will start...???"
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Peter: "when you ask to pay for the juice!!" 

Peter - why are all these people running?
Simon - This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Peter -if only winner will get cup, why are others running? 

Ques : Why was Peter writing the exam near the door?
Ans : Because it was an entrance exam.