Peter Simon Jokes

SLAM BOOK filled by Peter.
1.Strenght : My Wife, Sweety.
2.Weakness : Simon's wife, Beauty.
3.Opportunity : When Simon is on tour.
4.Threat : When I am on tour. gringringrin
Peter was filling up application form. He was not sure as to what was to be filled in the column.. 
Salary Expected.. 
After much thought he wrote : Yes. gringringrin
Peter wears tie and coat, climbs a tree and sits on the branch regularly.
Simon asks why you does this.
Peter : I have been promoted as branch manager. gringringrin
What does Peter do after taking a Xerox..?
He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes. gringringrin
Peter meets his friend :
who has started wearing ear rings in his ear.

He asks 'Since when did u start wearing earrings..?'

Peter :
ever since my wife found them in my car..!!! gringringrin
Peter's dad joins facebook.
Peter Update : 'Dad on FB, WTF..!!'
Dad comments : 'What is WTF..?'
Peter replies : 'Welcome to facebook..!!' gringringrin
Peter asked his wife : Where do you want to go for our anniversary..?

She said : Somewhere I have never been..!

Peter told her : How about the kitchen..? gringringrin
Peter to Simon : What will you do with a 100 Rs. lying on the road?
Will you keep it?

Simon : No, Of course not.

Peter : Then what will you do with it?

Simon : I will spend it.
Peter was browsing through the old family photo album...

Peter: "mom, who is this smart guy with you!"

Mom: "he is your dad!"

Peter: "then, why you are living with this bald man!!" gringringrin
Peter bought a guava and finds a worm in guava while eating it...

Peter (to fruit-seller): "there is a worm in it!"

Fruit-seller: "It is just matter of luck, may be next time you get a motorcycle!!"