SLAM BOOK filled by Peter. 1.Strenght : My Wife, Sweety. 2.Weakness : Simon's wife, Beauty. 3.Opportunity : When Simon is on tour. 4.Threat : When I am on tour.
Peter was filling up application form. He was not sure as to what was to be filled in the column.. Salary Expected.. After much thought he wrote : Yes.
Peter wears tie and coat, climbs a tree and sits on the branch regularly. Simon asks why you does this. Peter : I have been promoted as branch manager.
What does Peter do after taking a Xerox..? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
Peter meets his friend : who has started wearing ear rings in his ear. He asks 'Since when did u start wearing earrings..?' Peter : ever since my wife found them in my car..!!!
Peter's dad joins facebook. Peter Update : 'Dad on FB, WTF..!!' Dad comments : 'What is WTF..?' Peter replies : 'Welcome to facebook..!!'
Peter asked his wife : Where do you want to go for our anniversary..? She said : Somewhere I have never been..! Peter told her : How about the kitchen..?
Peter to Simon : What will you do with a 100 Rs. lying on the road? Will you keep it? Simon : No, Of course not. Peter : Then what will you do with it? Simon : I will spend it.
Peter was browsing through the old family photo album... Peter: "mom, who is this smart guy with you!" Mom: "he is your dad!" Peter: "then, why you are living with this bald man!!"
Peter bought a guava and finds a worm in guava while eating it... Peter (to fruit-seller): "there is a worm in it!" Fruit-seller: "It is just matter of luck, may be next time you get a motorcycle!!"