SLAM BOOK filled by Peter. 1.Strenght : My Wife, Sweety. 2.Weakness : Simon's wife, Beauty. 3.Opportunity : When Simon is on tour. 4.Threat : When I am on tour.
Peter was filling up application form. He was not sure as to what was to be filled in the column.. Salary Expected.. After much thought he wrote : Yes.
A hole in Peter's umbrella someone asked to Peter why are you carry Umbrella that have a hole. Peter : Oye, how can i know that if rain is stop.
Peter wears tie and coat, climbs a tree and sits on the branch regularly. Simon asks why you does this. Peter : I have been promoted as branch manager.
What does Peter do after taking a Xerox..? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
Peter is buying a Television. Do you have color Television. The Shopkeeper says "Yes". Peter Says : Give me a green one please.
Peter meets his friend : who has started wearing ear rings in his ear. He asks 'Since when did u start wearing earrings..?' Peter : ever since my wife found them in my car..!!!
Peter : Can you give an example of COINCIDENCE?" Simon : my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time.
Peter called on FM radio Station & said:- I’ve found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card of Mr.Smith new road, Washington... Radio Jockey: How honest you are, so you want to return his purse? Peter : no.. I just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him...!
Peter to Simon : What will you do with a 100 Rs. lying on the road? Will you keep it? Simon : No, Of course not. Peter : Then what will you do with it? Simon : I will spend it.