Simon : "I like you so much!" Girl: "do you know my sandal size?" Simon: "oh, look at this girl, started demanding before starting the friendship!!"
Peter goes to doctor with a worried face... Peter: "doctor, I pee at 6 o'clock in the morning and then defecate at 7 o'clock!" Doctor: "then what is the problem?" Peter: "but, I wake up at 8 o'clock in the morning!!"
Peter to a Lady . . Peter : What is name of your car..? Lady : I don't remember the name but it's start with "T" Peter : Wow.. it's fantastic your car start with T(tea) and my car start with Petrol.
Peter was sitting relaxed and calm... Simon (to Peter): "do some work!" Peter (to Simon): "I don't work in summers!" Simon: "and, in winters?" Peter: "I wait for summers!!"
Simon's boss came in one morning and caught Simon hugging his secretary. He said in a rage, Is this what you get paid for? Simon told him, Nope, I do this for free.
Peter disconnected the door bell. Why..? Because he wanted to win the No-bell prize.
Peter to his servant : Go and water the plants. Servant : It is already raining. Peter : So what, take an umbrella and go
A hole in Peter's umbrella someone asked to Peter why are you carry Umbrella that have a hole. Peter : Oye, how can i know that if rain is stop.
Peter : Can you give an example of COINCIDENCE?" Simon : my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time.
Peter : Can you tell me the good way to remember wife's birthday? Simon : It's very easy, Just forget it once!