Peter was busy removing a wheel from his auto. Simon ask : Why are you removing a wheel from from your auto. Peter : Parking allowed here only for two wheeler...
Peter : What do you want to become in your next life? Simon : A cockroach. Peter : Why..? Simon : Because my wife scared by cockroach
Peter : I tried your number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'..! . . . . Simon : it's not, It is my hello tune...
Peter : I am a Proud father. My son is in medical college. Simon : What is he studying.? Peter : He is not studying, they are studying him..
Peter climb up on a bus.. Bus conductor : Why are taking two tickets..? Peter : Because if i lose one that second ticket will save me. Conductor : what if you lose both..? Peter : Listen, I am not a fool, I already have my Pass with me.!!!
Peter called on FM radio Station & said:- I’ve found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card of Mr.Smith new road, Washington... Radio Jockey: How honest you are, so you want to return his purse? Peter : no.. I just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him...!
Peter was standing below a tube light with mouth wide open. Why..? Because his doctor advised him today's dinner should be light
Peter : What does your father do for a living..? Simon : He's a magician. He performs tricks, like sawing people in half. Peter : Do you have any brothers or sisters? Simon : Yep, four half-sisters and a half-brother..
Peter wanted to become a great scientist like Newton, After long research, he wrote the 4th law of motion: "Loose motion can never be done in slow motion."
Peter and his wife applied for divorce... Judge : How will you divide, you have 3 children..? Peter : Ok.. We will apply NEXT YEAR