Peter Simon Jokes

Peter was busy removing a wheel from his auto.
Simon ask : Why are you removing a wheel from from your auto.
Peter : Parking allowed here only for two wheeler... gringringrin
Peter : What do you want to become in your next life?
Simon : A cockroach.
Peter : Why..?
Simon : Because my wife scared by cockroach gringringrin
Peter : I tried your number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'..!
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Simon : it's not, It is my hello tune...
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Peter : I am a Proud father. My son is in medical college.
Simon : What is he studying.?
Peter : He is not studying, they are studying him.. gringringrin
Peter climb up on a bus..
Bus conductor : Why are taking two tickets..?
Peter : Because if i lose one that second ticket will save me.
Conductor : what if you lose both..?
Peter : Listen, I am not a fool, I already have my Pass with me.!!! gringringrin
Peter called on FM radio Station &
said:-

I’ve found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card &
an ID card of Mr.Smith new
road, Washington...

Radio Jockey: How honest you are,
so you want to return his purse?

Peter : no.. I just wanted to
dedicate a sad song for
him...! gringringrin
Peter was standing below a tube light with mouth wide open.
Why..?
Because his doctor advised him today's dinner should be light gringringrin
Peter : What does your father do for a living..?
Simon : He's a magician. He performs tricks, like sawing people in half.
Peter : Do you have any brothers or sisters?
Simon : Yep, four half-sisters and a half-brother.. gringringrin
Peter wanted to become a great scientist like Newton,
After long research,
he wrote the 4th law of motion:
"Loose motion can never be done in slow motion." gringringrin
Peter and his wife applied for divorce...
Judge : How will you divide, you have 3 children..?
Peter : Ok.. We will apply NEXT YEAR gringringrin