Peter's dad joins facebook. Peter Update : 'Dad on FB, WTF..!!' Dad comments : 'What is WTF..?' Peter replies : 'Welcome to facebook..!!'
Peter's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously. finally, Peter consoles him : Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.
Peter and his wife applied for divorce... Judge : How will you divide, you have 3 children..? Peter : Ok.. We will apply NEXT YEAR
Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Peter rushed to her and, after seeing the kid he shouted, Son's Son. She slapped him : Leave my Finger, You Fool, It's a girl..
Titanic was sinking. A man asked Peter, How far is land..? Peter : 2 KMs.. Man : Jumped into sea. Man : Now, Which direction..? Peter : Downwards..!
Peter(romantically) : Baby wanna say you something. Wife : It's not good manners to talk while eating... (After eating) . . Wife : Now tell... Peter : Baby there was a cockroach in your food..
Peter called his doctor's office for an appointment... Receptionist : I'm Sorry, we can't fit you in for at least two weeks. Peter : But I could be dead by then..! Receptionist replied : No problem.. If your wife lets us know, we'll cancel the appointment..
Peter asked his wife : Where do you want to go for our anniversary..? She said : Somewhere I have never been..! Peter told her : How about the kitchen..?
Peter : Yesterday the police arrested me for tampering with the ATM.. Simon : What did you do..? Peter : It asked me to enter the PIN and I inserted a Safety pin..