Peter Simon Jokes

Peter's dad joins facebook.
Peter Update : 'Dad on FB, WTF..!!'
Dad comments : 'What is WTF..?'
Peter replies : 'Welcome to facebook..!!' gringringrin
Peter's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously.
finally, Peter consoles him : Don't worry buddy, I will marry again. gringringrin
Peter and his wife applied for divorce...
Judge : How will you divide, you have 3 children..?
Peter : Ok.. We will apply NEXT YEAR gringringrin
Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Peter rushed to her and,
after seeing the kid he shouted, Son's Son.
She slapped him : Leave my Finger, You Fool,
It's a girl.. gringringrin
Titanic was sinking.
A man asked Peter, How far is land..?
Peter : 2 KMs..
Man : Jumped into sea.
Man : Now, Which direction..?
Peter : Downwards..! gringringrin
Peter(romantically) : Baby wanna say you something.
Wife : It's not good manners to talk while eating...
(After eating)
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Wife : Now tell...
Peter : Baby there was a cockroach in your food.. gringringrin
Peter called his doctor's office for an appointment...

Receptionist :  I'm Sorry, we can't fit you in for at least two weeks.

Peter : But I could be dead by then..!

Receptionist replied : No problem.. If your wife lets us know,
we'll cancel the appointment.. gringringrin
Peter asked his wife : Where do you want to go for our anniversary..?

She said : Somewhere I have never been..!

Peter told her : How about the kitchen..? gringringrin
Peter : Yesterday the police arrested me for tampering with the ATM..
Simon : What did you do..?
Peter :  It asked me to enter the PIN and I inserted a Safety pin.. gringringrin