After Coffee with Karan.. Star World is planning for: Tea with Modi, Cerelac with Rahul and Cough Syrup with Kejriwal.
A politician was shouting while addressing a gathering: "everyone should get everything!... whatever you like take it! if you are hungry loot the restaurant and if you are feeling cold loot the garment shop for a well knitted coat for yourself!" After finishing the speech the politician came down from the stage and shouted... "Oh, who took my cycle!!"
Late one night in Washington, D.C, a mugger jumped a well-dressed man and held a gun to his ribs. Give me your money! he demanded. The man stiffened, but said indignantly, You can not do this to me ? I am a U. S. Congressman! In that case, replied the robber, give me my money..!
Boyfriend: "if you come with me you don't need to pay while shopping and watching movie!" Girlfriend: "don't be Kejriwal!"
USA - If you attack us, we will attack you. Israel - If you attack us, we will demolish you. India - If you attack us, we will not play Cricket with you.