Politician Jokes : 695

695 Politician
Late one night in Washington, D.C, 
a mugger jumped a well-dressed man 
and held a gun to his ribs.
Give me your money! he demanded. 
The man stiffened, but said indignantly, 
You can not do this to me ? I am a 
U. S. Congressman!
In that case, replied the robber, 
give me my money..! gringrintongue