Principal: "I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all of your teachers. What have you been doing?" Johnny: "Nothing, sir." Principal: "Exactly!"
Teacher: "students always remember that the river Ganges originates from Patiala!" Julie (the student): "no sir,its not like this,the river does not originate from Patiala!" Principal (to teacher): "Mr,what kind of teacher you are?you even don't know that the river Ganges originates from Gangotri,not from Patiala!" Teacher: "the river will keep originating from Patiala until I get my 7 month salary!!"