Principal Jokes

Principal: "I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all of your teachers. What have you been doing?"
Johnny: "Nothing, sir."
Principal: "Exactly!" gringringrin
Teacher: "students always remember that the river Ganges originates from Patiala!"

Julie (the student): "no sir,its not like this,the river does not originate from Patiala!"

Principal (to teacher): "Mr,what kind of teacher you are?you even don't know that the river
Ganges originates from Gangotri,not from Patiala!"

Teacher: "the river will keep originating from Patiala until I get my 7 month salary!!"  

 gringringrin