Two prisoners are talking... First one: "why you are jailed?" Second one: "I stole a small rope." First one: "It can't be possible, one can't go to jail for stealing a rope!" Second one: "it really happened, it's just that a buffalo was tied up to the other end of the rope."
A prisoner was about to be executed. The officer asked him about his any last request. He said : I want to update my online blog for my fans to know