A person who speaks two languages is bilingual... A person who speaks three languages is trilingual... A person who speaks four or more languages is multilingual. Q) What is a person who speaks one language? . . A) An American.
A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, he doesn't. B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he? A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
Question : What breed of dog can jump higher than buildings..? . . Answer : ANY DOG, Because building cannot jump..
A: When I stand on my head the blood rushes to my head, but when I stand on my feet the blood doesn't rush to my feet. Why is this? B: It's because your feet aren't empty.
Ques1 : What's Ford..? Ans : Gaadi.. Ques2 : What's Oxford..? Ans : So simple, Bail Gaadi..
Q) What is the longest word in the English language? A) SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"
Q: What is orange and sounds like parrot? A: A carrot
Most of the kids love to carry these keys. What are those keys..? Answer: Cookies..!
It goes up and comes down, but never move. What it is..? Answer: Staircase..!
Question : A few months have 31 days a few months have 30 days. How many months have 28 days? . . Answer : All months..