Question Answer Jokes

A person who speaks two languages is bilingual...
A person who speaks three languages is trilingual...
A person who speaks four or more languages is multilingual. 
Q) What is a person who speaks one language? 
A) An American.  gringringrin
A: I have the perfect son. 
B: Does he smoke? 
A: No, he doesn't. 
B: Does he drink whiskey? 
A: No, he doesn't. 
B: Does he ever come home late? 
A: No, he doesn't. 
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he? 
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday. gringringrin
Question : What breed of dog can jump higher than buildings..?
Answer : ANY DOG, Because building cannot jump.. gringringrin
A: When I stand on my head the blood rushes to my head, 
but when I stand on my feet the blood doesn't rush to my feet. 
Why is this?
B: It's because your feet aren't empty.  gringringrin
Ques1 : What's Ford..?
Ans : Gaadi..
Ques2 : What's Oxford..?
Ans : So simple, Bail Gaadi.. gringringrin
Q) What is the longest word in the English language? 
A) SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"  gringringrin
Q: What is orange and sounds like parrot? 
A: A carrot gringringrin
Most of the kids love to carry these keys. What are those keys..?

Answer: Cookies..! gringringrin
It goes up and comes down, but never move. What it is..?

Answer: Staircase..! gringringrin
Question : A few months have 31 days a few months have 30 days.
How many months have 28 days?
Answer : All months.. gringringrin