Question Answer Jokes

What is the major difference between a bird and a fly?
Answer : A Bird can fly but a fly cannot bird!  gringringrin
Q: If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become? 
A: Wet. gringringrin
Q: What has many keys but can't open any doors? 
A: A piano. gringringrin
Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? 
A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump! gringringrin
Q: What has 6 eyes but can't see? 
A: 3 blind mice. gringringrin
Question : What are the two animals that live in a polar region..?
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Answer : A POLAR BEAR AND ITS WIFE.. gringringrin
What is the antonym of DOMINOS..?
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Answer : Domi Doesn’t No... gringringrin
It is equally big as an elephant but weighs nothing. What is that..?
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Answer : An Elephant.. gringringrin
Question : Can you make SEVEN an even number.?
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Answer : YES, REMOVE ‘S’ FROM IT.. gringringrin
What do you say when you find two banana peels together?
Answer: A pair of slipper. gringringrin