What is the major difference between a bird and a fly? Answer : A Bird can fly but a fly cannot bird!
Q: If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become? A: Wet.
Q: What has many keys but can't open any doors? A: A piano.
Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!
Q: What has 6 eyes but can't see? A: 3 blind mice.
Question : What are the two animals that live in a polar region..? . . Answer : A POLAR BEAR AND ITS WIFE..
What is the antonym of DOMINOS..? . . Answer : Domi Doesn’t No...
It is equally big as an elephant but weighs nothing. What is that..? . . Answer : An Elephant..
Question : Can you make SEVEN an even number.? . . Answer : YES, REMOVE ‘S’ FROM IT..
What do you say when you find two banana peels together? Answer: A pair of slipper.