Question Answer Jokes

Can you tell me how to make an egg roll?
Answer: It is very simple. Just push it, It will role! gringringrin
Join these two sentences: I was riding to school. I saw a dead body.
The answer is very funny: I saw a dead body riding to school. gringringrin
What is the strongest force in the earth?
Option a: Rock 
Option b: Iron 
And the answer was LOVE ..! gringringrin
What is the difference between here and there?
Answer: The Letter T .. gringringrin
Ques: What are the two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 
Ans : 1. No mind. 2. No business.  gringringrin
Question : Two fathers and two sons are fishing. They each caught a fish. 
But there were only three fish when they were finished. They didn't eat any. How is this possible?

Answer : There was a grandfather, a father and a son. The father is a father and a son. gringringrin
Do you know what is the best thing to put on a delicious cake..?
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Answer: Your MOUTH..! gringringrin
Question : I have ocean but no water.. Who am I..?
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Answer : A WORLD MAP.. gringringrin
Question : Why birds fly to southern parts to incubate..?
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Answer: Because it is too long to walk..! gringringrin
Question : You can chop it, punch it, beat it, threw it away. But it won't get hurt. What it is..?
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Answer : WATER gringringrin