Question : How many men does it take to open a beer.? Answer : None.. It should be opened by the time she brings it..
Question: What’s six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild..? . . Answer: Money..
Question : If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first? . . Answer : The dog, of course.. At least he'll shut up after you let him in..
Q : What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend..? . . A : Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used then kicked ZZZZ...