Rajnikant Jokes

Boy: "how effective you were as a monitor of your class?"

Rajnikant: "once I shouted at a boy "shut up"!"

And today he is knows as Dr. Man Mohan Singh!!" 

Once upon a time Rajanikant used tooth powder to get. strong teeth. 
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...today that powder is known as AMBUJA CEMENT...!!