Teacher Student Jokes

Teacher said to students: "there will be Judgement day in 2030!" the whole world will destroy!"

One of the students asked: "sir! will the school remain closed on that day!!" gringringrin
Teacher asked a 15 marks question to a student..
Teacher : How to Kill an Ant..??

Student :
Mix Chili Powder with Sugar,
& keep It Outside the Ant's Hole..!
After eating, Ant will Search for
some Water near a Water tank. Push ant into it..
Now Ant will go to Dry itself Near Fire,
When it Reaches fire, Put a Bomb into the fire..!!
Then Admit Wounded Ant in ICU..!! 
And Then Remove Oxygen Mask from it's Mouth and Kill the Ant.. !!

MORAL :
Don't Play with Students...!!
They can Do anything for 15 Marks.. gringringrin
Student to teacher," Are 'pants' singular or plural?" 
Teacher, "They're singular on top and plural on the bottom."  gringringrin
On returning from school Raju told his mother...

"it seems, our teacher doesn't take bath!"

Mother: "why you think so?"

Raju: "she was saying that she never did anything that she can't do in front of all!"  gringringrin
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"

One boy answers: We found a ten dollars and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.

Teacher : You should be ashamed of yourselves, When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was.

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher. gringringrin
Teacher (to students): "students, how can you identify a married woman?"

Student: "vermilion in the middle of the head!"

Teacher: "and, how you identify a married man?"

Student: "from a worried face!!"  gringringrin
Teacher : If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2,
how many do you have left..?
Student : 10..
Teacher : Okay, well what if somebody forcibly takes two of the cakes,
how many would you have left then..?
Student : 10 and a dead body.. gringringrin
Teacher: How can we get some clean water?
Student: Bring the water from the river and wash it.  gringringrin
Teacher asked the students: "how one can see stars in daytime?"

One of the students replied: "by getting slapped!!" gringringrin
Teacher: "Tom, why were you absent yesterday?"

Tom: "sir, yesterday, I went to America in my dream!"

Teacher: "Okay, Peter, why were you absent?"

Peter: "sir, I went to drop Tom at the airport!" gringringrin