Teacher Student Jokes : 871

871 Teacher Student
Teacher asked a 15 marks question to a student..
Teacher : How to Kill an Ant..??

Student :
Mix Chili Powder with Sugar,
& keep It Outside the Ant's Hole..!
After eating, Ant will Search for
some Water near a Water tank. Push ant into it..
Now Ant will go to Dry itself Near Fire,
When it Reaches fire, Put a Bomb into the fire..!!
Then Admit Wounded Ant in ICU..!! 
And Then Remove Oxygen Mask from it's Mouth and Kill the Ant.. !!

MORAL :
Don't Play with Students...!!
They can Do anything for 15 Marks.. gringrintongue