Teachers (to students): "if Newton had not been sitting under the tree and a apple had not fallen on his head, how we understand gravity?" Student: "sir! you are right! if Newton had been reading book in a classroom like us, he too could not have invented anything!!"
Teacher asked Students to write their father's name in English One student wrote : Butter Red Government... Teacher angrily : What is this... Student : It's my father's name Makhan Lal Sarkar
Teacher : Why are you late? Student : There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher : That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student : No, I was standing on it.
Student: "Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?" TEACHER: "Of course not." Student: "Good, because I haven`t done my homework."
Tuition teacher: "why you didn't do the homework?" Modern times student: "behave yourself! you don't know how to talk to a customer!!"
A teacher asked a student to write 55. Student asked: How? Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5! The student wrote 5 and stopped. teacher: What are you waiting for? student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I". Student: I is the.... Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I". Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself.
Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies? Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from? Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
Teacher asked the student: "tell, who was Shah Jahan?" Student: "sir, he was a laborer!" Teacher: "how?" Student: "you had said that Shah Jahan had built various buildings!!"