Teacher Student Jokes

Teachers (to students): "if Newton had not been sitting under the
tree and a apple had not fallen on his head,
how we understand gravity?"

Student: "sir! you are right! if Newton had been reading book in a classroom like us,
he too could not have invented anything!!" gringringrin
Teacher asked Students to write their father's name in English
One student wrote :
Butter Red Government...
Teacher angrily : What is this...
Student : It's my father's name
Makhan Lal Sarkar gringringrin
Teacher : Why are you late? 
Student : There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. 
Teacher : That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? 
Student : No, I was standing on it.  gringringrin
Student: "Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?" 
TEACHER: "Of course not." 
Student: "Good, because I haven`t done my homework."  gringringrin
Tuition teacher: "why you didn't do the homework?"

Modern times student: "behave yourself! you don't know how to talk to a customer!!"
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A teacher asked a student to write 55. 
Student asked: How? 
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5! 
The student wrote 5 and stopped. 
teacher: What are you waiting for? 
student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!  gringringrin
Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I". 
Student: I is the....
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet. 
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Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework? 
Student: No, he did it all by himself. gringringrin
Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies? 
Student: I don't know. 
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from? 
Student: We borrow it from our neighbor. gringringrin
Teacher asked the student: "tell, who was Shah Jahan?"

Student: "sir, he was a laborer!"

Teacher: "how?"

Student: "you  had said that Shah Jahan had built various buildings!!" 

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