Teacher Student Jokes

Teacher asked the students to write a 4 page essay on the topic "What is Laziness?"

One of the students left the first three pages blank and wrote in bold letters on the fourth page..
"This is Laziness"!" gringringrin
Teachers (to students): "if Newton had not been sitting under the
tree and a apple had not fallen on his head,
how we understand gravity?"

Student: "sir! you are right! if Newton had been reading book in a classroom like us,
he too could not have invented anything!!" gringringrin
Teacher asked Students to write their father's name in English
One student wrote :
Butter Red Government...
Teacher angrily : What is this...
Student : It's my father's name
Makhan Lal Sarkar gringringrin
Teacher : Why are you late? 
Student : There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. 
Teacher : That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? 
Student : No, I was standing on it.  gringringrin
Student: "Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?" 
TEACHER: "Of course not." 
Student: "Good, because I haven`t done my homework."  gringringrin
Tuition teacher: "why you didn't do the homework?"

Modern times student: "behave yourself! you don't know how to talk to a customer!!"
 gringringrin
A teacher asked a student to write 55. 
Student asked: How? 
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5! 
The student wrote 5 and stopped. 
teacher: What are you waiting for? 
student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!  gringringrin
Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I". 
Student: I is the....
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet. 
 gringringrin
Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework? 
Student: No, he did it all by himself. gringringrin
Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies? 
Student: I don't know. 
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from? 
Student: We borrow it from our neighbor. gringringrin