Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself.
Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies? Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from? Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
Teacher asked a 15 marks question to a student.. Teacher : How to Kill an Ant..?? Student : Mix Chili Powder with Sugar, & keep It Outside the Ant's Hole..! After eating, Ant will Search for some Water near a Water tank. Push ant into it.. Now Ant will go to Dry itself Near Fire, When it Reaches fire, Put a Bomb into the fire..!! Then Admit Wounded Ant in ICU..!! And Then Remove Oxygen Mask from it's Mouth and Kill the Ant.. !! MORAL : Don't Play with Students...!! They can Do anything for 15 Marks..
Teacher asked the student: "tell, who was Shah Jahan?" Student: "sir, he was a laborer!" Teacher: "how?" Student: "you had said that Shah Jahan had built various buildings!!"
Teacher asked the student: "what is your father's name?" Student replied: "Son Peter!" Teacher: "is he your son?" Student: "no! grandmother calls him by this name!"
Teacher said to students: "there will be Judgement day in 2030!" the whole world will destroy!" One of the students asked: "sir! will the school remain closed on that day!!"
Teacher: "you are a big idiot! at your age I was able to read the book!" Student: "sir, your teacher must be intelligent!"
Little Sam (on phone): My son is having high fever and he won't be able to come to school today. Teacher: Who is this? Little Sam: This is my father speaking..!
Teacher : One day our country will be corruption free, which tense it is ?? Student : Future Impossible tense..! . . . Student got Buuuuuuuuummmmmm......!!!!!
Professor : Chemical symbol of Barium..? Student : BA Professor : For sodium..? Student : NA Professor : What will we get if 1 atom of BA and 2 atoms of NA combined..? Student : BANANA..!