Teacher Student Jokes

Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework? 
Student: No, he did it all by himself. gringringrin
Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies? 
Student: I don't know. 
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from? 
Student: We borrow it from our neighbor. gringringrin
Teacher asked a 15 marks question to a student..
Teacher : How to Kill an Ant..??

Student :
Mix Chili Powder with Sugar,
& keep It Outside the Ant's Hole..!
After eating, Ant will Search for
some Water near a Water tank. Push ant into it..
Now Ant will go to Dry itself Near Fire,
When it Reaches fire, Put a Bomb into the fire..!!
Then Admit Wounded Ant in ICU..!! 
And Then Remove Oxygen Mask from it's Mouth and Kill the Ant.. !!

MORAL :
Don't Play with Students...!!
They can Do anything for 15 Marks.. gringringrin
Teacher asked the student: "tell, who was Shah Jahan?"

Student: "sir, he was a laborer!"

Teacher: "how?"

Student: "you  had said that Shah Jahan had built various buildings!!" 

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Teacher asked the student: "what is your father's name?"

Student replied: "Son Peter!"

Teacher: "is he your son?"

Student: "no! grandmother calls him by this name!" gringringrin
Teacher said to students: "there will be Judgement day in 2030!" the whole world will destroy!"

One of the students asked: "sir! will the school remain closed on that day!!" gringringrin
Teacher: "you are a big idiot! at your age I was able to read the book!"

Student: "sir, your teacher must be intelligent!"  gringringrin
Little Sam (on phone): My son is having high fever and he won't be able to come to school today.
Teacher: Who is this?
Little Sam: This is my father speaking..! gringringrin
Teacher : One day our country will be corruption free,
which tense it is ??
Student : Future Impossible tense..!
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Student got Buuuuuuuuummmmmm......!!!!! gringringrin
Professor : Chemical symbol of Barium..?
Student : BA

Professor : For sodium..?
Student : NA

Professor : What will we get if 1 atom of BA and 2 atoms of NA combined..?
Student : BANANA..! gringringrin