Teacher Student Jokes

Teacher asked the student: "what is your father's name?"

Student replied: "Son Peter!"

Teacher: "is he your son?"

Student: "no! grandmother calls him by this name!" gringringrin
Teacher asked a 15 marks question to a student..
Teacher : How to Kill an Ant..??

Student :
Mix Chili Powder with Sugar,
& keep It Outside the Ant's Hole..!
After eating, Ant will Search for
some Water near a Water tank. Push ant into it..
Now Ant will go to Dry itself Near Fire,
When it Reaches fire, Put a Bomb into the fire..!!
Then Admit Wounded Ant in ICU..!! 
And Then Remove Oxygen Mask from it's Mouth and Kill the Ant.. !!

Don't Play with Students...!!
They can Do anything for 15 Marks.. gringringrin
Teacher (to John): "you can't be punished for what you did today!"

John: "thank you sir! today, I forgot to do my homework!!" gringringrin
Teacher: "Tom, where is river Ganges?"

Tom: "it is on earth!"

Teacher: "I am asking where it is in the map?"

Tom: "sir, how it could be in the map! the map will melt!" gringringrin
Teacher: "well done Peter! you have scored the highest marks! keep it up!"

Peter: "ok sir, you also keep printing the question papers in my brother's printing press!!" gringringrin
Teacher: "how you prove that people who eat green vegetables have excellent eyesight?"

Student: "sir, no one has ever seen a cow or horse wearing glasses!!" gringringrin
Teacher: "you are a big idiot! at your age I was able to read the book!"

Student: "sir, your teacher must be intelligent!"  gringringrin
Little Sam (on phone): My son is having high fever and he won't be able to come to school today.
Teacher: Who is this?
Little Sam: This is my father speaking..! gringringrin
Teacher : One day our country will be corruption free,
which tense it is ??
Student : Future Impossible tense..!
Student got Buuuuuuuuummmmmm......!!!!! gringringrin
Professor : Chemical symbol of Barium..?
Student : BA

Professor : For sodium..?
Student : NA

Professor : What will we get if 1 atom of BA and 2 atoms of NA combined..?
Student : BANANA..! gringringrin