Teacher Student Jokes

Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework? 
Student: No, he did it all by himself. gringringrin
Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies? 
Student: I don't know. 
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from? 
Student: We borrow it from our neighbor. gringringrin
Teacher asked a 15 marks question to a student..
Teacher : How to Kill an Ant..??

Student :
Mix Chili Powder with Sugar,
& keep It Outside the Ant's Hole..!
After eating, Ant will Search for
some Water near a Water tank. Push ant into it..
Now Ant will go to Dry itself Near Fire,
When it Reaches fire, Put a Bomb into the fire..!!
Then Admit Wounded Ant in ICU..!! 
And Then Remove Oxygen Mask from it's Mouth and Kill the Ant.. !!

Don't Play with Students...!!
They can Do anything for 15 Marks.. gringringrin
Teacher asked the student: "tell, who was Shah Jahan?"

Student: "sir, he was a laborer!"

Teacher: "how?"

Student: "you  had said that Shah Jahan had built various buildings!!" 

Teacher asked the student: "what is your father's name?"

Student replied: "Son Peter!"

Teacher: "is he your son?"

Student: "no! grandmother calls him by this name!" gringringrin
Teacher said to students: "there will be Judgement day in 2030!" the whole world will destroy!"

One of the students asked: "sir! will the school remain closed on that day!!" gringringrin
Teacher: "you are a big idiot! at your age I was able to read the book!"

Student: "sir, your teacher must be intelligent!"  gringringrin
Little Sam (on phone): My son is having high fever and he won't be able to come to school today.
Teacher: Who is this?
Little Sam: This is my father speaking..! gringringrin
Teacher : One day our country will be corruption free,
which tense it is ??
Student : Future Impossible tense..!
Student got Buuuuuuuuummmmmm......!!!!! gringringrin
Professor : Chemical symbol of Barium..?
Student : BA

Professor : For sodium..?
Student : NA

Professor : What will we get if 1 atom of BA and 2 atoms of NA combined..?
Student : BANANA..! gringringrin