Teacher asked the student: "what is your father's name?" Student replied: "Son Peter!" Teacher: "is he your son?" Student: "no! grandmother calls him by this name!"
Teacher asked a 15 marks question to a student.. Teacher : How to Kill an Ant..?? Student : Mix Chili Powder with Sugar, & keep It Outside the Ant's Hole..! After eating, Ant will Search for some Water near a Water tank. Push ant into it.. Now Ant will go to Dry itself Near Fire, When it Reaches fire, Put a Bomb into the fire..!! Then Admit Wounded Ant in ICU..!! And Then Remove Oxygen Mask from it's Mouth and Kill the Ant.. !! MORAL : Don't Play with Students...!! They can Do anything for 15 Marks..
Teacher (to John): "you can't be punished for what you did today!" John: "thank you sir! today, I forgot to do my homework!!"
Teacher: "Tom, where is river Ganges?" Tom: "it is on earth!" Teacher: "I am asking where it is in the map?" Tom: "sir, how it could be in the map! the map will melt!"
Teacher: "well done Peter! you have scored the highest marks! keep it up!" Peter: "ok sir, you also keep printing the question papers in my brother's printing press!!"
Teacher: "how you prove that people who eat green vegetables have excellent eyesight?" Student: "sir, no one has ever seen a cow or horse wearing glasses!!"
Teacher: "you are a big idiot! at your age I was able to read the book!" Student: "sir, your teacher must be intelligent!"
Little Sam (on phone): My son is having high fever and he won't be able to come to school today. Teacher: Who is this? Little Sam: This is my father speaking..!
Teacher : One day our country will be corruption free, which tense it is ?? Student : Future Impossible tense..! . . . Student got Buuuuuuuuummmmmm......!!!!!
Professor : Chemical symbol of Barium..? Student : BA Professor : For sodium..? Student : NA Professor : What will we get if 1 atom of BA and 2 atoms of NA combined..? Student : BANANA..!