Teacher: "railway fare has increased too much even then there is continuous rise in the number of passengers! What is the reason behind this?" Student: "the reason is that a common thinks it is wise to travel this year before the railway fair increases next year!!"
Teacher: "what is the average death rate in our country?" Sonu: "100%!" Teacher: "how, tell me!" Sonu: "whoever takes birth here dies at the end!"
Teacher (to Sonu): "Sonu, tell me who wrote this inscription?" Sonu replied frightened: "I have not written Sir! I have just arrived!"
Teacher: "people who use their brain too much gradually lose their hair!" Student: "right sir! that's why the girls don't have mustaches as they talk too much!!"
Teacher (to student): "if I see some boy beating a donkey and stops him then what this act of kindness should be called?" Student: "brotherhood"!
Teacher: "who is remembered after death?" Student: "someone who has not cleared his/her debt!!"
Teacher (to student): "it seems, this question has made you stressed?" Student: "no sir, question is clear, actually it is the answer who has made me stressed!"
Teacher asked the students: "can anyone see in dark?" One of the students replied: "yes sir, my mother can see in dark!" Teacher: "how?" Student: "yesterday, in a dark movie hall she was saying to my father "your beard has grown too much!"
Teacher asked the students: "those who want to go to heaven, raise hand!" All students raised hands but Tom didn't... Teacher: "Tom! you don't want to go to heaven?" Tom: "no sir, I don't want!" Teacher: "why?" Tom: "mom said to come directly home right after school else she would beat me badly!"
Teacher: "what is dowry?" Student: "it is the encouragement money that is given to a body when he gets ready to bear a girl throughout his life!!"